Thursday, September 13, 2007

My First Kiss at the Public Execution

So, once again, I'm writing after a fairly long spacing between posts. I'm just bored and I have nothing better to do. Blah.

So, school's started up. Oh fucking yay! I kid. Seriously. School sucks. My teachers are all right...Except Mrs. Bien! Ugh, what a cunt. Bitch fucking slapped me with a DVD case. Yeah. That's all.

Um..so yeah. There's this girl, Randi Lewis. She pretty much pwns. Randisexxx > u. Is is wrong that I'm crushing pretty fucking hard for a girl 1000 miles away?


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Anna: "We do everything that people who have sex do!"
Larry: "Do you enjoy sucking him off?"
Anna: "Yes!"
Larry: "You like his cock?"
Anna: "I love it!"
Larry: "You like him coming in your face?"
Anna: "Yes!"
Larry: "What does it taste like?"
Anna: "It tastes like you but sweeter!"
Larry: "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."#