My First Kiss at the Public Execution

So, once again, I'm writing after a fairly long spacing between posts. I'm just bored and I have nothing better to do. Blah.

So, school's started up. Oh fucking yay! I kid. Seriously. School sucks. My teachers are all right...Except Mrs. Bien! Ugh, what a cunt. Bitch fucking slapped me with a DVD case. Yeah. That's all.

Um..so yeah. There's this girl, Randi Lewis. She pretty much pwns. Randisexxx > u. Is is wrong that I'm crushing pretty fucking hard for a girl 1000 miles away?


#Anna: "We do everything that people who have sex do!"
Larry: "Do you enjoy sucking him off?"
Anna: "Yes!"
Larry: "You like his cock?"
Anna: "I love it!"
Larry: "You like him coming in your face?"
Anna: "Yes!"
Larry: "What does it taste like?"
Anna: "It tastes like you but sweeter!"
Larry: "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."#

fuck

school starts next week. mega-shitty.

fer sure

hello randi is pretty sweet.

kthxbai

Mikey & the Apartment of Misfit Porn

It's been a fatass fucking minute since I've made a post. I'm sitting here, downloading music, and bored off of my ass, so I figured I'd go ahead and make a post.

Eh, there's been a bit of shit since I made my last post, not that any of you give a damn, but whatever. School has ended since my last post and I also got my car back. Exciting? I know, only moderately.

Summer school has started - and it fucking sucks. I have Mr. Bachus first class and Mr. Bell second. Coach Bell isn't too bad, but, Bachus is a fucking cunt. He gave me four demerits this past school year for having my shirt untucked. Faggot. There's a bunch of hotties at summer school this year, and if Tyrone plays his cards right, he'll hopefully leave with a cutie, since, ya know, he's fly and shit.

So for about the past however many weeks it's been since school ended, I've pretty much sat around on my ass and played Shadowrun on Live with the exception of when I went to the Killwhitneydead show.

So, as I mentioned before, Killwhitneydead came to town recently. Amazing doesn't begin to describe it. They played some of my favorites and I got to mosh. I bought a CD and I finally got the fucking shirt I wanted. I went with Alicia and we picked up Samira and Tim's girlfriend...Kayla, I think? After the show, things got interesting. So, according to these five cunts, Alicia and Kayla were talking shit during Killwhitneydead and they followed us outside to the garage. I turn around for five seconds, and I see Alicia against my car getting hit by some rail-skinny mega-cunt with a crutch. I don't hit girls, but if it was a dude, I'd have broken his other fucking leg. After that, I took everyone home and went home and went to fucking bed.

"If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We're the middle children of history. We have no special purpose or place and unless we get God's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse: hell or nothing?... burn the museums, wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least God will know your name."

An Introduction. All Introductions.

Okay, so this is my first post on my new blog. Hells yeah, bitches. I plan on using this first post as an introduction, and I will update as much as possible.

Well, for starters, my name is TJ, but I go by Tyrone James. I'm 17 years old. I live in Cincinnati, Ohio and I'm currently a junior at Elder High School. My two true passions are hockey and music. I was recently told, though, that my hockey career has been forced to come to a tragic end. Shitty, I know, but, my scoliosis is far too advanced to take another hard check. I played for 11, almost 12 years, and this is not the way I wanted my career to come to an end, but there is only so much one can do. Thankfully, though, I still have my music. I would be lost without it.

To be completely honest, I don't have many real friends, but the few I do have, I love to death. I come off to most as an arrogant, narcissistic asshole, with almost nothing nice to say. You will soon learn this from reading my posts on here.

Um... what do I like to do for fun...? Well, I love hanging out with my friends and going to shows, and, as a matter of fact, I'm going to one, maybe two shows this weekend. I also love to go ice skating, and I'm glad I can at least still do that. I, for the most part, live almost entirely out of my car. I keep drinks and snacks saved up for that reason, as well as a few pairs of clothes.

Okay, so, as I'm sure none of you care, I've decided to include this anyways. As of posting time, I am single, and not enjoying it that much. I really need to get laid.

I'm particularily fond of piercings and tattoos. I love a girl with a few extra piercings, and maybe a tattoo here or there. I plan on getting several more piercings on top of my industrial and my tragus, as well as a good number of tattoos.

I'm a smoker, but I'm not much of a drinker, probably because I hate the taste of alcohol.

I do have goals for myself. I'd like to attend either the University of South Carolina or Clemson University before going on to med school, and ultimately, become a surgeon. I'd like to specialize in neuro.